My friend,
Amy, was nice enough to mail me a few articles from May's
Parenting Magazine, since she knows that I never get around to actually reading my copies but she thought I'd enjoy the articles.
One page she sent was from their "Mom Exchange - You Said It" and was titled "What words have come out of your mouth that, before becoming a mom, you never imagined saying? Some of the responses had me laughing hysterically, so I thought I'd share them here. The truth be known, I've actually said some of these phrases myself or can see myself saying them sometime in the near future!!!
Here goes:
- "We don't play with our poo, please."
- "This is not yelling, THIS IS YELLING!!!"
- "No more wetting your hair with spit, okay?"
- "Wow, vegetables, yum-yum-yum!"
- "Nobody touch anybody ever again!"
- "Get the plunger out of your mouth. Yucky."
When I shared this article with my sister today, she said, "As a matter of fact, just last night, I heard myself telling one of my kids:
- "Don't put
Superman up your butt and then in your mouth!"
LOL ...
ahhh ... those wonderful little nuggets of wisdom we never dreamed we'd be sharing with our kids ... priceless!
And here's a couple random pictures from today of my little guys. Everett was actually home from school today because his tummy was upset. It was nice to spend a whole day with the boys ... although I wish they had both felt better.
